All you need

$40.60 NZD

Sometimes all you need is $500 million dollars and a blowjob

A t-shirt for those who like their humor filthy and their taste expensive 🥂. This isn’t just a slogan—it’s a lifestyle. Clean lines, bold typography, and the kind of message you can only wear if you’re that confident.

  • 100% premium cotton đź‘•

  • Striking black text on a soft heather grey base

  • Classic unisex cut—effortlessly cool, effortlessly you

Not for the faint of heart. Wear it, own it, and don’t explain it.

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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing
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Quality Guarantee & Returns
  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.